For him, her, them and you.

Happy Pessimist Clothing Co was born with a clear goal in mind: to make all-gender streetwear that people would be proud to wear.

Since launching in 2020, we've grown in to a well established, highly recommended, community based brand that has a huge focus on supporting musicians.

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Metal AF 🤘

We're going back to our roots as heavy music fans. Open this pit up.

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Something for the kids.

Your little ones will be the coolest kids in town wearing our mini OG merch. Tees and hoodies available!

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  • Burgo, Jase, and Dana standing in front of a graffiti wall wearing Happy Pessimist tees.


    WWDOTW is Australia's number one heavy music podcast hosted by Jase, Burgo and Dana.

  • Photo of Luana Tosti-Guerra from Paperweight (Melbourne)

    Luana Tosti-Guerra | PAPERWEIGHT (MEL)

    Luana, guitarist for pop-punk heroes Paperweight, has been kicking some huge goals. From playing Knight and Day festival to heading on tour with State Champs, she's absolutely killing it.

  • Photo of Jay Wheeler from Unlikely (USA)

    Jay Wheeler | UNLIKELY (USA)

    Hailing from Central California, Jay has been on her musical journey since age 10. Growing up in the marching arts as a trombone player, she found her love for performance and quickly picked up other instruments (vocals, guitar, bass, drums).

  • Photo of Gaurav Jaswal from Tin Pot Clay Man (Melbourne)

    Gaurav Jaswal | TIN POT CLAY MAN (MEL)

    Tin Pot Clay Man is the moniker of Gaurav Jaswal, an Indian-Australian multi-instrumentalist (vocals, guitar, bass, drums, synth).

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