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  • Happy Pessimist Clothing Co.

  • For him, for her, for them, for you.
  • Spring has sprung!

  • Time to freshen up your wardrobe.
  • Shop with confidence.

  • Wear with pride.
  • Premium quality.

  • We don't mess around.
  • Shop small, shop local.

  • We support local business.
  • Supporting musicians.

  • Because they support everyone else.

Happy Pessimist Clothing Co.

For him, for her, for them, for you.

Spring has sprung!

Time to freshen up your wardrobe. Shop tees

Shop with confidence.

Wear with pride. SHOP HEADWEAR

Premium quality.

We don't mess around.

Shop small, shop local.

We support local business. SHOP ACCESSORIES

Supporting musicians.

Because they support everyone else. Learn More

Happy Pessimist Clothing Co was started with a clear goal in mind: to make streetwear that people would be proud to wear. All our designs are created by local artists, and garments are printed here in Melbourne.

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  • HP Beanie (Gold)
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  • TXT. Tee (Purple)
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    $35.00
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  • TXT. Tee (White)
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    $35.00
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  • TXT. Tee (Black)
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What customers are saying

OG Tote Bag

Cannot recommend this bag enough, I haven’t put it down since I purchased it! Nice, thick canvas material which is great for carrying heavier objects (cough my wine bottles cough!!) and the size is perfect. Not too big but still fits everything! The shoulder strap is also really sturdy👌

Millie, Melbourne.

Compostable Packaging

The customer service is great and delivery was fast. As an added bonus the parcel packaging is compostable so my plants are going to be happy too. I highly recommend Happy Pessimist Clothing Co.

Jennifer, Hobart.

OG Hoodie

I bought the hoodie because I loved the design and logo, but I did not expect it to be so comfortable! Absolutely my favourite hoodie for either wearing around home or going out.

Brennan, Melbourne.

SMILE Summer Socks

For me these smile summer socks are great for skating and they're a perfect fit for my Doc Martin boots. Amazing comfort and style, great for everyday use.

Frea, Melbourne.

SMILE Tee

These tees are amazing. Super high quality but wonderfully soft and stylish. Love that they're nice and sturdy and don't have to worry about them being see through.

Best tees I own, I can't get enough!!

Bridget, Sydney.

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