For him, her, them and you.

Happy Pessimist Clothing Co was born with a clear goal in mind: to make all-gender streetwear that people would be proud to wear.

Since launching in 2020, we've grown in to a well established, highly recommended, community based brand that has a huge focus on supporting musicians.

Our Story.

Something for the kids.

Your little ones will be the coolest kids in town wearing our mini OG merch. Tees and hoodies available!

Shop HP Kids
  • OG Hoodie

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    "I bought the hoodie because I loved the design and logo, but I did not expect it to be so comfortable! Absolutely my favourite hoodie for either wearing around home or going out."

    - Brennan, Melbourne.

  • Compostable Packaging

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    "The customer service is great and delivery was fast. As an added bonus the parcel packaging is compostable so my plants are going to be happy too. I highly recommend Happy Pessimist Clothing Co."

    - Jennifer, Hobart.

  • Smile Tee

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    "These tees are amazing. Super high quality but wonderfully soft and stylish. Love that they're nice and sturdy and don't have to worry about them being see through. Best tees I own, I can't get enough!!"

    Bridget, Sydney.

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  • Burgo, Jase, and Dana standing in front of a graffiti wall wearing Happy Pessimist tees.

    WHAT WE DID ON THE WEEKEND (MEL)

    WWDOTW is Australia's number one heavy music podcast hosted by Jase, Burgo and Dana.

  • Photo of Luana Tosti-Guerra from Paperweight (Melbourne)

    Luana Tosti-Guerra | PAPERWEIGHT (MEL)

    Luana, guitarist for pop-punk heroes Paperweight, has been kicking some huge goals. From playing Knight and Day festival to heading on tour with State Champs, she's absolutely killing it.

  • Photo of Jay Wheeler from Unlikely (USA)

    Jay Wheeler | UNLIKELY (USA)

    Hailing from Central California, Jay has been on her musical journey since age 10. Growing up in the marching arts as a trombone player, she found her love for performance and quickly picked up other instruments (vocals, guitar, bass, drums).

  • Photo of Gaurav Jaswal from Tin Pot Clay Man (Melbourne)

    Gaurav Jaswal | TIN POT CLAY MAN (MEL)

    Tin Pot Clay Man is the moniker of Gaurav Jaswal, an Indian-Australian multi-instrumentalist (vocals, guitar, bass, drums, synth).

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